Folks, I can't make this stuff up. We all know about the Ohio State fan caught red handed* jerking off in the library a few months ago. Now it seems another Buckeye has gotten in trouble. This time an Ohio State cheerleader has hit three people while drunk driving. One of the people he hit is the Vice President of the University. OOPS!
Guess he won't be making it to the game on Saturday
And in other news, Wisconsin redshirt freshman linebacker Elijah Hodge has been suspended from the team until further notice. Hodge was caught by police...get this...riding a stolen moped. (Hat tip to Badger Sports.) Fortunatey, Hodge was apprehended before a high speed chase ensued. High speed moped chases always end tragically.