State Patty's: The Aftermath


"Well, here on the 500 block of E. Foster the worst we saw yesterday was a drunk young man pooping (in broad daylight) in the front yard of our neighbors across the street — he had to use snow as toilet paper which is a bit of a consolation I guess." Dude's dropping deuces like Labradors sure isn't going to help your cause, State Patty's fans.