ALL THE TOSTITOS. If you didn't catch it last night, pure brilliance from Sean at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician.
I sincerely hope this is the end of this story. SI.com's Andy Staples is saying that A&M to the SEC could happen as soon as Wednesday. I know this is pretty much a foregone conclusion, but there won't be enough laughing gifs in the universe for me if the SEC doesn't give Aggie the invite. I'd also start staking out Thujone's apartment so I can be the first one to see the greatest MS Paint masterpiece in the history of the world.
As for the Big 12, it will continue to exist if Oklahoma wants it to. How about a round of applause for Big 12 commish Dan Beebe, who's ham-fisted leadership has put his conference on the brink of ruin. Dynamite work, Danny.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, yes? Nick Saban still hasn't decided on a starter at quaterback for Saturday. Publicly, at least. I'd be surprised if it wasn't A.J. McCarron, but both McCarron and Phillip Sims threw two picks a piece against Kent State, leaving the position up in the air for another week.
Someone tell Baylor that desperation isn't a good look. Because this is just about the most desperate thing I've ever seen.
The Sartorial Splendor Report. Missed in all the hubbub of the weekend was Derek Dooley's inspired choice of pantaloons. In other fashion news, it sure seems like these are LSU's Pro-Combat uniforms. If so, I really. REALLY. like them. White helmets FTW.
WEEP! WEEP! Troy punter Will Goggans shaved his beard. He used to look like this. Tragic.