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This, we think, is Penn State fullback Mike Zordich guarding PSU's new Beacon Of Freedom. Or, as it's been known in weight rooms across the nation for the past 70 years, the squat rack.

Know this. The war has escalated, Iowa. We're headed toward multiple Amerigasms at Kinnick on the night of October 20. Nothing will save you, not even those fancy Pro Combat uniforms.