Paying Homage To The Flaming Bus: A Penn State Shootyhooper's Guide To Worship

To those who follow in the ways of the Penn State shootyhoop and worship at the altar of the all-knowing, all-powerful Flaming Bus, you now have a way to speak more clearly to our idol.

The Bus's Prayer

Our Bus, who art in destruction, hallowed be thy flames.
Thy fire come, thy hoops be done, in the BJC as they do on the road.
Give us this day our daily win and forgive us our reign of ED as we have forgiven ED for his reign.
And lead us not into the cellar of the Big Ten, but deliver us to the Big Dance.




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