YAY HOOPS: Penn State vs. Wisconsin Open Thread

There are three teams in the Big Ten with one loss: Maryland, Penn State and Wisconsin. After today, there will only be two teams with one loss, as our beloved Nittany Lions travel to Madison to take on the Badgers. I won't lie, I'm petrified. Wisconsin is legitimately awesome -- I picked them to win the NCAA Tournament at the beginning of the season because I tried to be one of those hipster douches that didn't pick Kentucky (because I am a moron) -- and going to the Kohl Center and winning is absurdly difficult.

But you know what? Fuck it. We have DJ Newbill, and they don't. Let's do this, Penn State.

Here's your open thread for today's game. If you want to get familiar with the Badgers, here's the preview. If you have 22 hours to kill on a flight to New Zealand, here's Eric's RPI piece from yesterday (which, ball busting aside, was excellent and you should absolutely read).

Usual open thread rules apply: no pornography, no illegal streams, no general jackassery and for the love of all things holy don't you dare have a 20+ comment thread filled with hilarious anti-jokes.

Go State, beat the Badgers.