BOB SHOOP ISN'T TAKING LSU'S DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR JOB!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

WE HAVE GOOD NEWS! BOB SHOOP, PENN STATE'S DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR WHO TURNED THE NITTANY LIONS' DEFENSE FROM A RAGING TIRE FIRE IN 2013 INTO ARGUABLY THE BEST IN AMERICA IN 2014, ISN'T TAKING LSU'S DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR JOB! HE'S STAYING! HE'S STAYING! HE SAID SO HIMSELF ON TWITTER! LOOK!

#WEARE..So excited 2 b part of the Penn State Family. Lots of work 2 b done. Committed 2 building a Big 10 n National Championship Program!

— Bob Shoop (@Coach_ShoopPSU) January 8, 2015

SHOOP INTERVIEWED FOR THE LSU JOB, ACCORDING TO A REPORT BY ROSS DELLENGER OF THE ADVOCATE IN BATON ROUGE. DELLENGER REPORTED THAT THERE WAS MUTUAL INTEREST BETWEEN SHOOP AND TIGERS HEAD COACH LES MILES. THE JOB OPENED UP AFTER JOHN CHAVIS LEFT LSU FOR TEXAS A&M.

YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW IT. I CAN'T WRITE ANY MORE. I'M SO HAPPY! CELEBRATE IN THE COMMENTS WITH GIFS! BOB SHOOP IS STAYING!

BOB SHOOP IS STAYING!

HOORAY!!!!!!!