Noel: -comes sprinting into non-existent BSD office panting- GUYS GUYS GUYS I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!
Bill: Calm down, child. What did you figure out?
Noel: -wipes sweat from forehead with paper towel, balls it up and shoots it into garbage can, missing by two feet- Okay so you know how James Franklin's depth chart every week is kinda weird and never shows what really happens on gameday?
Nick: Yeah, well we figured out weeks ago that that's bec-
Noel: Let me finish. So you know how Dan does the snap count post?
Dan: Yes, that is a thing that I do. It indicates the next we-
Noel: LET ME FINISH! SO! I matched up the snap counts as a depth chart, and I discovered something huge.
Ghost of Devon: -spooky, crackling voice in the distance- FIRE JOHN DONOVAN BLERGH!
Noel: So, Franklin's depth chart every week is actually just taking the previous game's actual depth chart, and sending it in. It's a smokescreen! I'm a football blogging Navajo codebreaker!
Matt: Yes, we know that. We've known it for weeks, but we didn't want to tell you. You clearly didn't know that even though you write the depth chart post every week.
/scene
Here's your depth chart.
Coaches: | HC James Franklin | OC John Donovan | DC Bob Shoop |
---|---|---|---|
Off. | First Team | Second Team | Reserves |
QB | #14 Christian Hackenberg | #9 Trace McSorley | #4 Tommy Stevens |
RB | #22 Akeel Lynch | #26 Saquon Barkley | #24 Nick Scott/#8 Mark Allen |
FB | #34 Dom Salomone | ||
WR-X | #12 Chris Godwin | #13 Saeed Blacknall | #84 Juwan Johnson |
WR-Z | #7 Geno Lewis | #80 Matt Zanellato | |
TE | #88 Mike Gesicki | #11 Brent Wilkerson | #87 Kyle Carter |
WR-F | #5 DaeSean Hamilton | #3 DeAndre Thompkins | #10 Brandon Polk |
LT | #73 Paris Palmer | #58 Chance Sorrell | |
LG | #70 Brendan Mahon | #53 Derek Dowrey | #71 Albert Hall |
C | #66 Angelo Mangiro | #55 Wendy Laurent | |
RG | #72 Brian Gaia | #68 Kevin Reihner | |
RT | #59 Andrew Nelson | #60 Noah Beh | |
Def. | First Team | Second Team | Reserves |
DE | #95 Carl Nassib | #19 Torrence Brown | #52 Curtis Cothran |
DT | #98 Anthony Zettel | #91 Tarow Barney | #93 Antoine White |
DT | #99 Austin Johnson | #41 Parker Cothren | |
DE | #90 Garrett Sickels | #94 Evan Schwan | |
OLB | #11 Brandon Bell | #43 Manny Bowen | #25 Von Walker |
MLB | #40 Jason Cabinda | #8 Gary Wooten | #38 Ben Kline |
OLB | #42 Troy Reeder | #33 Jake Cooper | |
CB | #15 Grant Haley | #29 John Reid | #21 Amani Oruwariye |
FS | #2 Marcus Allen | #28 Troy Apke | |
SS | #9 Jordan Lucas | #6 Malik Golden | #7 Koa Farmer |
CB | #10 Trevor Williams | #1 Christian Campbell | #12 Jordan Smith |
Sp. | First Team | Second Team | Reserves |
K | #99 Joey Julius | #95 Tyler Davis | |
P | #37 Chris Gulla | #92 Dan Pasquariello | |
KR | #10 Brandon Polk | #24 Nick Scott | #7 Koa Farmer |
PR | #3 DeAndre Thompkins | #8 Mark Allen | #10 Brandon Polk |
LS | #44 Tyler Yazujian | #41 Zach Ladonis | #97 Nick Cox |
H | #37 Chris Gulla | #93 Robby Liebel | #16 Billy Fessler |