YAY HOOPS: Penn State vs. Iowa Open Thread

So there's shootyhoops today. The Nittany Lions take on Iowa in the Bryce Jordan Center. Game tips at 6. Here's your preview. I'm less optimistic than many other people but I also think all hope is lost and the best Rocky movie is Rocky IV so question my judgement if you must. Also, since I didn't mention this in the preview: Iowa should be turned into a lake if you don't know why I'll get someone in here to explain the initiative.

Here's your open thread for the game. Feel free to peruse this thread and make jokes and comments about the matchup at hand. The usual open thread rules apply: no illegal streams, no porn, no politics, no reenacting the confrontation scene from Les Misérables between Jean Valjean and Inspector Javert with other commenters. Just be cool to each other and have fun while we watch Penn State try to get its fourth conference win of the year.

Of course, you can also follow along on Twitter, where I will make bad jokes, as I am wont to do.

Go State, beat the Hawkeyes.