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Standing just over 6', wearing a jacket size north of 55, this beer keg with feet manned the pivot on Joe Paterno's last great team, the 2008 Nittany Lions. The Rimington Award winner played mean, with quickness, and owned the phone booth that is offensive center. Ship's continuing to snap the ball professionally, now with the Arizona Cardinals. Follow him on the twitters @AQShipley. Chuckle at his golf swing.