Only Miles Dieffenbach Until Penn State Football

Since we've done this exact post four years running, I'll spare you the same Dief-tails [nudges you] about Miles' career at Penn State. Instead, let's see what he's been up to in his life as an alum.

Miles signed on as a rookie free agent with the Steelers, where he's already attempted to take out one of his fellow rookies with a Nerf gun outside a Dave & Buster's.

On a separate dinner occasion, Miles was treated to "a lot of steak" by Steelers veteran lineman Maurkice Pouncey.

And according to this Twitter user, all that fine dining has caused Miles to gain quite a bit of weight:

George Dieffenbach did and HIS kid Miles Dieffenbach is 6-3, 987 pounds and is an offensive lineman for the... http://t.co/gD4pH043YC

— Neil Meyerowich (@JewishRocky) June 22, 2015

Miss ya, Dieff.

**BONUS THROWBACK**

If you search "Miles Dieffenbach" on Twitter, his active handle @Curiousjorge65 is one of two accounts that show up. The other, @65CuriousGeorge, is also attributed to Miles Dieffenbach, and I have no idea if this is an account he started but gave up on or what, but it shows just one tweet, and this is that tweet. From Valentine's Day 2013:

VDay dinner with my date @mathmeetsfball what a great night. #oneteam #single #mcdonalds pic.twitter.com/UQSC9KEW

— Miles Dieffenbach (@65CuriousGeorge) February 15, 2013

Aww. 65 days until Penn State football.