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I feel like I can call you Trace because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you (again) one day. It would be great to toss around the pigskin. I know I can’t throw as far as you, but I think you’d be impressed with my spiral. I love your camp mustache, you run-run fast.
Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my tweets because I know you would favorite all of them if you did. I hope you tweet back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a touchdown!
Your good friend,
Patrick