Man, how bout that last touchdown. The sadness on Don Brown’s face reminded me that I, a petty fan, do indeed believe in moral football victories.

2018 Former Foes

Appalachian State Mountaineers

Last Seen: Saturday, bouncing back from the crushing loss to Georgia Southern and defeating Coastal Carolina, 23-7.

Next Up: Saturday, traveling to Texas State to face the Bobcats, 4p.

2018 Record: 6-2.

Pitt Panthers

Last Seen: Friday night, knocking off then #23 Virginia, in their house, 23-13.

Winning record again!

Next Up: Saturday, hosting Virginia Tech, 12p.

2018 Record: 5-4.

Kent State Golden Flashes

Last Seen: Tuesday, getting mauled by the Buffalo Bulls by a fantastic score of 48-14.

Next Up: Thursday (remember: this is #MACtion), November 15, hosting Toledo, 6p.

2018 Record: 2-8.

Illinois Fighting Illini

Last Seen: Saturday, thumping Minnesota in Champaign, 55-31.

Next Up: Saturday, hosting Iowa, 12p.

2018 Record: 4-5.

Ohio State Buckeyes

Last Seen: Saturday, barely outlasting upstart Nebraska, 36-31.

Next Up: Saturday, traveling to East Lansing to try to outlast #24 Michigan State, 12p.

2018 Record: 8-1.

Michigan State Spartans

Last Seen: Saturday, nearly shutting out Maryland in the DMV, 24-3.

Brian Lewerke was “back,” so Thor’s Cousin only got in for two passes. One of which was an interception!

I’ll bet he looked epic throwing it, though.

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Next Up: Saturday, hosting Ohio State in what may become the ugliest game of this extremely ugly Big Ten season, 12p.

2018 Record: 6-3.

Indiana Hoosiers

Last Seen: Last Friday, extending their losing streak to four games at Minnesota, 38-31.

Indy had a bye week last week.

Next Up: Saturday, hosting Maryland, 12p.

2018 Record: 4-5.

Iowa Hawkeyes

Last Seen: Saturday, giving up the game-winning field goal to Purdue with 8 seconds left and losing to Purdue, 38-36.

Next Up: Saturday, trying to ruin Northwestern’s hopes of making the conference championship game, at home in Kinnick, 12p.

2018 Record: 6-3.

Former Bros

Mississippi State Bulldogs

Former Penn State Assistant and all-around likeable bro, Joe Moorhead, is now the Head Coach at MSU. We’ll follow his progress here this season too.

Last Seen: Saturday, properly destroying Louisiana Tech in Starkville, 45-3.

Next Up: Saturday, traveling to Tuscaloosa for their annual beating from Bama, 12p

2018 Record: 6-3.

2017 Former Joes

Akron or Pitt? You decide!

Akron Zips

Last Seen: Saturday, losing to Northern Illinois at home, 36-26.

Next Up: Saturday, at Eastern Michigan, 12p.

2018 Record: 4-4.