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An opportunity of a lifetime may be coming for a lucky Penn State student.

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile makes its way across the metro area. Photo By Kathryn Scott Osler/The Denver Post via Getty Images

Ask Me About My Weiner! Have you ever wanted to drive around in a giant hot dog? What kind of question is that, of course you would! Well, here’s your chance. The famed Oscar Meyer Weinermobile is coming to Penn State twice during the next two weeks to find its new driver. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Rest is Instrumental The members of the Blue Band work their tails off most of the year to put on the amazing performances that thrill the packed Beaver Stadium crowds. But what do they do once football season comes to an end? TDC gives an inside look at how they spend their limited time off, and whats next as they prepare for the 2020 season. The Penn State Club Cross Country team will not be resting this weekend, however, as they participate in a 46-hour relay marathon to raise funds for THON.

Super Staters Along with LSU and Iowa, Penn State will have the most former players in the Super Bowl as five Nittany Lions will take the field on Sunday. It is the most since the since 2001 when Kerry Collins led the Giants against the Ravens, which had Kim Herring on one of the NFL’s best defenses of all-time. Regardless of who wins on Sunday, at least two Nittany Lions will join the prestigious list of Penn Staters who went on to earn a Super Bowl ring. While he won’t be on the field, another Penn State alumnus will be running the show as director of television’s biggest night of the year. While not the Super Bowl, Penn State has a supercompter and needs your help coming up with a name. While suggestions are welcome, Computey McComputer Face seems like the inevitable choice.

What About BOB? Many speculated that Bill O’Brien may be on the chopping block after the Texans gave up a 24-0 lead to the Chiefs in the divisional round of the playoffs. Not so fast, my friend. O’Brien will not only return, he will have an expanded role as the team’s new general manager.

They’re All Good Dogs, Brent Onward State has gathered photos of the cutest Penn State dogs in Happy Valley and beyond. While I was not asked to be a judge, I can confirm that every single dog tied for first place.

Those Poor, Poor Gamecocks While this could all become quickly irrelevant once teams hit the field, South Carolina tops the list of most difficult schedule ahead of the 2020 football season. Penn State does not appear, but three of their Big Ten East foes are on the list.