So, Arkansas just hired Bobby Petrino as OC. (Sorry it's an ESPN link). Cue the neck brace gif. But, maybe in the same vein CJF hires BO'B?!? (Yeah, that ain't happenin' - BO'B can't stand CJF). Oh, and the Penn State Trustees Compensation Committee is meeting in the next few days for a "Personnel Matter". The agenda is available on the link. The Trustees have to approve any salaries higher than Neeli's, so maybe CJF's ginormously-salaried new OC is the topic of discussion? Anyway, two isn't really a cornucopia, but maybe we just need a place to discuss the bizarre happenings in the world of cawlidge football, and since ELS hasn't posted a Mailbag, perhaps this FanPost will suffice for a bit. Talk amongst yourselves and create a cornucopia, and if nobody does I'll just delete this puppy!!